OH YES MY FRIENDS, Kevin Kouzmanoff is in fact hitting .421 this spring. This is very excellent, especially given the ongoing intrigue surrounding Brian Roberts “abdominal ailment,” which looks like it may not clear up by Monday (which makes me SO HAPPY. Argh.). Offense, dammit–I NEED OFFENSE!
Kev, listen buddy–feel free to hit as many as 141 points lower than you are right now during the season–just jack me some ding-dongs and I will be a happy, happy man.